Monday, June 15, 2020

I’m there for you.... "चूतियागिरि"

Somehow, I have always believed in life first and then I have thoughts of how life would be after death... Well, to believe in life after death we need to live a life first!!! (Finger crossed) 

Having said that we come across people who leave us at unfortunate time and then there are people who leave us shell shocked...

Be it a natural or a suicide... Death is a death... Loss is a loss!!!

Yet, after reasons of #SushantSinghRajput death and then the kind of messages started floating on Facebook of how this is wrong and how we can help etc by means of...

I’m there, my ears are open, my door is never closed, lets meet for coffee and blah.. blah.. blah... I wondered...

Do we really want to help people from not committing a suicide!!? Or do we really want each one of us 'NOT TO BE A REASON' for someone committing a suicide!!? 

To each his own!!! I’m there for you... Well, for me its utter lol moment!!!

Guess for hypocrites round the world - Facebook should change URL to Fake-book!!! :) 

I'm there for you... BC - LOL!!! :D

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Rest in peace Handsome!!


A guy with a fantastic smile came on 70-mm after a lot of struggle. He started his career with TV serials and slowly he got into movie business. Eventually year 2016 saw him shot to fame with MS Dhoni Biopic...

Till then even I had no clue who he was but after seeing MS Dhoni biopic one couldn’t help but take notice of his acting skills... The image of reel life MS coming out to bat at fall of wicket in finals at Wankhade is still fresh in memory!!!

Prima-facie reason they say for death is a suicide... Well, for an outsider he had a promising career, his last movie came in 2019 and though it did not do well at box office, was still critically acclaimed and then came the suicide...

Reason they say is depression – His last Instagram post was dedicated to his late mother... 

The reason we may never know... 

They will say suicide is a cowardly act... Well, I personally have a different take and have always believed – it takes enormous guts to end your own life – it’s not a simple act.  

Having said this I hope you had overcome real life depression as you overcame reel life depression back in 2016!!  RIP Handsome!!   

Monday, June 1, 2020

28 states and 8 UTs Vs 1 State :D


Corona came to 29 states and 8 union territories... Lock-down was declared across all states and union territories and yet only one sect of students from one state is benefited from Corona... So unfair!!! ;-)

Oh Darling #Corona I wish you had come some 18 years back... :D

Well, now that you have arrived with a bang then why just help one state!!? 




Students from other states be like...












And students from Maharashtra be like..... :P 

At least, students from MH can thank the best CM ever.... Uddhav Thackeray :D 

Jokes apart when we do not have not a single state which is C-Free then why tax students from other states... 

Let there be the rule... 

ALL FOR ONE... ONE FOR ALL...






Sunday, May 31, 2020

Why the so called ‘Third World Countries’ should thank China!!!


You have made fun, I have made fun we all have made fun of our present day Government and its policies since the lock-down 1.0 was declared...

Well, now it’s more hilarious when Indian citizens are stuck between lock-down 5.0 Vs Unlock 1.0 :D

The world is blaming China and so is India... Wuhan the place where it all started and the world is still in shock!!

China is blamed and so it should be... Banning Chinese product is a right way to go... 

But, amidst this Pandemic one thing I felt differently was attitude of 4 main European nations!! France, Italy, Germany and mother of all bitches UK...

These four nations fought WWII for close to 7 years back in 1940s...

Well, China didn’t fire a single missile or a bullet and yet these four European nations were brought to its knees in just 2 to 3 months... :D

Question is how they fought WWII for seven years back then!!!?

Then it was African continent, Sub-Continent, South – East Asia and many other lands these nations ruled.... And be it Money or Personnel came from these nations...
And just when now the World has become free from them.... These four nations are SCREEEEWEEEED!!! Big time...

Should we ban China products – BIG YES... But, Should we thank China also – BIG YES!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2020

What about “RED-LIGHT” Area!!? - Who feeds them!!? (How they get money, food!!?)


The world is talking about Epidemic.... Oh wait Pandemic... :D

Well, the world is talking about their own countries economy, countrymen, countrywomen...

The world is talking about their own brownie points (from planes to buses to rashan to what not) 

But, non talking about women from red-light area... Who more or less have saved numerous women in past – PERIOD!!!

How can we forget them!!? Rather – should we forget them!!?

The only reason our women – be it grandmother, mother, wives, girlfriend/(s), nieces, daughter/(s) are safe today is because of their service towards society...

If we can’t accept rape... Then we shouldn’t be accepting women who have saved millions of men's pride... (SARCASM)

They should not go be going hungry...

#PMModi #BJP and good for nothing #INC how and who takes care of them!!? :( 

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

A crush for many is CRUSHED – ALREADY!!!

If you leave alone party she represents... 

Then, you would think of her as a gorgeous woman god had sent after taking his own sweet time... Straight Nose, super smile, sharp jaw-line, insane beauty is what granddaughter of IG looks like even to date!!!

But, moment you think of her representing the good for nothing party you feel petty for her and for the party itself...

The Indian National Congress says her nose reminds people of Indira Gandhi... What Shit!!! 

Straight nose can make you look good it can’t give you political brains!! (Which her Dadi the great IG had)

Priyanka Gandhi Vadra was inducted in Congress as General Secretary for Uttar Pradesh East in 2019. Well it was of no use as INC was taken to cleaners in GE 2019. 

Yet, every now and then INC is pushing her name and media is giving unnecessary importance to this 'good for nothing' beauty may be to bring down Yogi Government.

The recent Bus Controversy is nothing but keeping UP Assembly elections of 2022 in Mind...

Gandhis are done – India is not just about UP – Delhi, UP – Rajasthan bus route...  

Yogi से तो उलझो गे, Modi जैसा कमीना पन कहाँ से लाओगे!!! 

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Prison is not just behind the bars.... “ASUR!!!”


When was the list time we started with Ep1 of web-series and in Ep2 clicked on “Skip Intro!!?” Almost every other right!!!?  

Well, ‘AUSR’ is one series where you don’t want to miss the series nor"SKIP THE INTO'  

This is one Web-Series where you feel like it goes on forever and ever...

The story line, the characters and if you are in love with Hindu Mythology, in love with the banks of Varanasi, Ganges – you will fall in love with every aspect of it!!!

Is it good for Family!!? – Yes – until you have no kids... Cause the series has killings, mutilated dead bodies which kids may not be able to see...

But, else it’s good to watch with family as it has no BC and MC words time and again... It has no unnecessary lip-lock scene, no missionary, no doggy positions which now a days we are accustomed to.

Spoiler Alert...

One of those superbly talented actor - Arshad Warsi is behind this plot... Unless Shubh Joshi is someone and director wants to come up with season2!! :)

WORTH A WATCH!!!