Sunday, September 7, 2014

Once India had Charming Prince, NOW INDIA HAS A GURU!!!

In the hindsight – I can recall, I was just 4 years old when the “PRINCE OF INDIA” took oath of PM.

Rajiv, they say.... was the most handsome PM India had produced. 

He had looks, he had brain, and he was born to most fortunate (or should I say cunning – remember death of Sanjiv Gandhi) MOM of that time...

Nevertheless he had CARISMA!!!

At 42 – he wasn’t just married; to a whore from Italy!! He was a father and PM OF INDIA!!! – 1984!!!







Then came 2014 – where a Man who was born to “chai – wala” not only took high road – BUT HAS TAKEN..........

HIGHEST ROAD!!!

Narendra Damodardas Modi....

In Jaaapaaannnn........... He showed “Drum skills”

Mind you............ If you have followed his expression – even there he was AUTHORATIVE!!!

On 5th Sep – He Became First PM to have interacted with Kids across from south to far end of North, from east to Bhuj, on Teacher’s day!!

And when India occupied KASHMIR – is under serious threat  –

THE RSS CADRE....... The then CM of Gujurat, Now PM of India – 

ANNOUNCED - HELP FOR - PAK OCCUPIED KASHMIR!!!


PM – what right do you have to help Pak? 

Well who are we to question  ;-))




ONCE WE HAD PRINCE....

NOW INDIA HAS A GURU!!!

Monday, August 18, 2014

Thank you so much!! – “RANDS” of IPL!

In sport “Winning or losing” is part of one’s timing!!!
What matters: is a manner in which one ends the fight!!

You go down to the wire, to the last ball, till your last breath and yet you / we lose – understandable!!

But, you go down (in sport or elsewhere) without a fight – boy, that’s humiliation and THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!

I for one, before start of the series thought – Team India will experience sodomy...

But after first win at Lord’s "I AM YET TO FATHOM" how in the world, the team who went 1up ended losing 1-3.

Who to blame for – not the pitch, not the climatic conditions, not the opposition but certainly – FIGHTING SPIRIT, COMMITMENT!


Get rid of IR(P)L – “Indian Rand League” else say goodbye to TEST CRICKET once and for all! 

Friday, August 15, 2014

He breaks away from tradition – India get ready to see PM without bullet proof glasses till 2024! ;-)

Wearing a half cream color kurta and saffron turban, "chai – wala" opened his speech by declaring "I am here as your pradhan sevak (main server) not as a Pradhan Mantri...

And, from there on Modi mesmerized not just people present at Red Fort but billion of men and women, old and young, anti and pro across India....  

He spoke on economy from infrastructure to manufacturing to exports.

He spoke on health and safety from basic sanitation which every house, every woman, every young Indian deserves to stringent action against those involved in gruesome act of Rape.

He spoke about importance of clean India – and finally there was a hint about India – being a Hindu nation! 

Opposition may call it a false dream, young would get carried away with promises but remember – the man was at helm of affairs for 16 long years in Gujarat....

Will he let go the ultimate prize just in 5?

India get used to seeing him at Red fort for at-least till 2025....


May god of good health be with you Prime Minister – Amen!! 

Sunday, August 10, 2014

A new LOGO FOR BCCI...

We have seen betrayals...
We have seen pain....
We have seen losses.......
We have seen hell!!!!

But please when it comes to BCCI XI

You can have Star sports....
You can have MSD...
You can have Srinivasan...





 TRAVEL ABROAD...
MAKE FEW DOLLARS MORE 

But try and save "TEST CRICKET" 


Else change BCCI LOGO!!!

SPARE INDIANS! ;-))

Monday, July 21, 2014

O Dear LORD'S!!! ;-))

Day 5 of the test match that too on Lord’s and all India needed were 6 wickets to mark a historic win!

They did it in style..... But more importantly they buried English men in their own backyard!!!

And what better than to see the funeral of English Cricket on Lord’s!!!

I am not a cynic by any stretch of imagination. But, it’s just 1-up still 3 more to go...

Go for Kill, Win a war not just another battle  


Good luck for rest! 

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

What South Africans are for WC Cricket, Germans are no longer the same for WC Football! ;-)

Little I have known about Footballs beautiful history, little have I followed players, nations or clubs….. 

But still when it came to Football WC or European Championship I always had my money on Germany! 

Why?? 

Maybe for German beers, German auto – engineering, Germany’s rise from ashes to maybe, maybe German hot Blondes! The country has some magic!!! ;-) 

In last couple of years they reached quarter finals, semi finals of WC, they reached Final of European Championship but the agony continued as they failed tournament after tournament





But July 14th Ordinary bunch of unit with some extra ordinary team skills played out of their skins to mark end to worst ever sporting abuse!!!

Congratulations Germany!




Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Sodomy or a genuine intercourse!!!

If it’s sex / intercourse then it can’t be good!!! And if it’s good then it’s caring and sharing not sex / intercourse!!!

Sex, is nothing but consent of two people to go wild or at least one is expected to go wild while both enjoy the ULTIMATE ORGASM!!! 

But, sodomy against consent is nothing short of a RAPE!!! 

The story of Indian Cricket team overseas has been nothing short of Sodomy!!!

You had Tendulkar, VVS, Ganguly and RD yet, barring few test matches, be it in England, South Africa, Australia or Newzeland – India more often than not has been victim of ROYAL SODOMY!!!


Indians; I guess don’t mind losing BUT AT LEAST MAKE it look like an intercourse and not a SODOMY!!!  ;-))

Good luck with 2014 England Test Series!!