Friday, November 27, 2015

Even the Balls Go Pink!! ;-))



What a day it’s going to be for 22 players playing at gorgeous Adelaide Oval. 

In 138 years of test cricket it’s for the first time two teams from Down-under involved in day – night test cricket!! 


The first run, the first boundary, the first six, the first century or double, the first wicket all of which will go down in the history!!


They say it’s an experiment but, who knows – some experiments can fetch super exiting results!!! 

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Tedious Vs TDS!!!

In 1984, after IG’s death India produced its one and only good looking PM who also happend to be a man with a brain!! 

In 1984 Rajiv Gandhi was just 42…. 

After 31 years India / Congress may have hoped for another Gandhi bastion!! 

But, in all sense Ms. Rahul Gandhi has turned out to be – Good for nothing…………  










Dear Congress, 




You have had some of the great leaders in past… 

The Nehrus, The IGs, The Rajivs But, why make fun of yourself now with this 45 year "ASS-SOUL!!"   

Ms. Rahul Gandhi, forget taxation be it Service Tax (ST) or International Financial Reporting Standards (IFRS) or Goods and Service Tax (GST) 

But, is not hight time to know difference between Tedious Vs TDS!!! 

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Ram ram…. Chote Sarkar!!!

Forget every other movie you did…. But, didn’t you ever thought of “Jo jeeta wohi sikandar” once!!!?? 

I mean why to follow footsteps of SRK!!!?? 

I for one was a diehard fan of your acting until came PK. Yet, post PK I overlooked the person and criticized the character you played…. 

But, yesterday when you blatantly spoke about your second wife’s opinion about India’s intolerance for once you should have reminded her of respect which she got from India over the years for not only being your second wife but also a woman who married a money-minter!!??? 


And quite a few other things btw!!! 





Listen in to this video – a Muslim guy, a Scholar / PhD who made sense when cornered!!!  




Well, for once I thought you were the perfectionist not just with acting, not just with direction but, with ability to think above par!!

You not only proved us wrong…. 

You just showed us difference between a Scholar / PhD and a self - proclaimed perfectionist Bollywood jerk!!!

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

India’s biggest crook…. Someday make some sense!!!

India’s second to none crusader who was almost about to win our hearts during corrupt free Bharat movement, has turned out to be a biggest sucker of “Khursai” himself!!! 

Arvind Kejriwal a household name has not only turned a biggest liar but INDIA’S ULTIMATE POLICTICAL ASSHOLE   


Pictures can be deceptive... 












But how can words be so deceptive!!!??













Once in a while a man would let go-of past….. But, how in the world that once in a while comes quite often Mr. Crook!!! 




Worst than a prostitute is AK - someday make some sense!! 

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Fuck you Fareed Zakari! Are you CNN's Rajdeep Sardeasi!!?

Well, to keep record straight – I’m against killing of innocent people, leave alone showing sympathy towards the likes of organizations like ISIS. 

But, Indian Born – American Journalist and one of the most sort after anchor at CNN – when you talk about west suffering; 

ONCE YOU SHOULD ALSO PUT LIGHT ON WHY!!!??  

Have you guys ever been so vocal about what the then PM of UK Tony Blair said??? (Post his tenure) 

Have you guys ever been so vocal about Saddam’s killing not assassination?

Have you guys ever been so vocal about bombing which took place at Funeral in Bagdad recently??? 

Have you guys ever been so vocal about how men / women, Old ones / Young ones, boys and girls run for their life when the US goes on all attack??? 

Have you guys ever been so vocal about how and why likes of Osama and ISIS created mayhem??? 

Have you guys ever been vocal about west interference on Oil Rich Middle – East??? 

Have you guys ever been vocal about influence from Saudis to Russia???


You the news anchors are better equipped in terms of information than people like us!!!

Point of contention – 

Better stand and share REALITY THAN DOLLARS YOU EARN!! 

Saturday, November 14, 2015

They just keep coming… What next!!??

As far as I am concerned there are two types of human personalities not only who believe in thoughts, but, are committed to core to transform those thoughts into actions!!!  

A)  One who think of peace, loyalty, humanity 
B)  One who think of pain, betrayal, mass destruction

And btw, both are right in their own way!! 

Over the years what has baffled w/men who belong to category A 

"Is how and why these entire world’s greatest intelligence agencies fail to gather intelligence before such gruesome act take place???"

The Government of respective nations spends billions of dollars and yet we see outfits like ISIS, Al – Qaedas, Boko Harams carrying out attacks on innocent people!!!

No – matter how much we write, how much condolence we offer, how much abusive we become post such attacks 

One would never know, would never understand

The pain unless someone close to us suddenly vanishes without any fault of theirs!!!  


God bless the World!!  

Monday, November 9, 2015

Maha-Gadhav-Bandhan!!

I for one always thought after Harayanaya and Maharashtra state assembly elections it would have been Modi lead sarkar (Not BJP) who would swipe most of the state assembly elections…. 

If Delhi was a shock.. State Assembly Elections in Bihar is an EYE OPENER!!! 

I guess pundits what they say is absolute true… 

And it is high time for BJP to take a stock!!! General Elections and State Assembly Elections are way different!!! 

When people of Delhi gave mandate to Kejriwal I for sure was a disappointed soul… But, it wasn’t the same for Nitish Kumar… 

After-all he to is a man who became CM for the 3rd time of Bihar!!! 

It’s a no mean achievement!!! 

What baffles me is Mahagathabandhan!!

Nitish Kumar getting back says something about a man himself!!

But Lalu, who was a Curse to Bihar and super whore amongst not just Gandhis… But, Indian Politics taking part in leading a state!!??

God bless Bihar… God Bless India!!! 

Sunday, November 8, 2015

God of Arrogance – Take yet another bow!!! :)

When two of the world’s most amazing athletes are manning Point and Cover area in cricket, seldom one would run for life!!! 

But, when the very same come under one roof, play for one team, bat for life…. I guess 9 out 10 times they are ought to WIN!!! 

Viru made first 50 of All star Series… Warne took 3 the most important wickets of his life…. SRT, BCL, VVS…

Jonty hit the last six which sealed the deal for Warne Warriors….

But it was once again the God of Arrogance – who went with his usual business and got his new team home!!!


Ricky it was!!!! No smiles, no friendships, no tears, NO DRAMA!!!

Friday, November 6, 2015

The Legend Vs a Rock Star!!! ;-)

Both in their respective areas were legends!!! But, for me it was the leggie who also carried an aura of a Rock Star!!

For once we thought it was an end and then came ultimate Masterpiece by the men whom we have revered since we understood sportt!!

28 men will square off for three years…. These 28 men btw, aren’t ordinary human beings…. 

From Akrams to Pontings, from Gilchrists to Laras, from Muarlis to VVS, from Kallis to Dravids, from Tendulkars to Warnes these were the men who ruled our lives, who made us happy made us sad… 

And yet again; seeing them square off for epic encounter is treat not just for the viewers but for writers as well!!! :D 

Well one can only say thank your star - Then we saw the greats, today we will see the greats yet again!! J

Let, the “All Cricket Star Series begin!!!” 

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

404 Blog not found!! ;-))


404 Page not found!! :D

How often have we encountered the most frustrating page in a day to day living!!? 



While counting the Blog number I realized it was my 404th blog. Well another 97 Blogs to go for 500 but, if you make fun of others then why not make a Pun of your own stuff!!??

Make sure every word counts!! :-))