I’m there for you.... "चूतियागिरि"

Somehow, I have always believed in life first and then I have thoughts of how life would be after death... Well, to believe in life after death we need to live a life first!!! (Finger crossed) 

Having said that we come across people who leave us at unfortunate time and then there are people who leave us shell shocked...

Be it a natural or a suicide... Death is a death... Loss is a loss!!!

Yet, after reasons of #SushantSinghRajput death and then the kind of messages started floating on Facebook of how this is wrong and how we can help etc by means of...

I’m there, my ears are open, my door is never closed, lets meet for coffee and blah.. blah.. blah... I wondered...

Do we really want to help people from not committing a suicide!!? Or do we really want each one of us 'NOT TO BE A REASON' for someone committing a suicide!!? 

To each his own!!! I’m there for you... Well, for me its utter lol moment!!!

Guess for hypocrites round the world - Facebook should change URL to Fake-book!!! :) 

I'm there for you... BC - LOL!!! :D

Rest in peace Handsome!!

A guy with a fantastic smile came on 70-mm after a lot of struggle. He started his career with TV serials and slowly he got into movie business. Eventually year 2016 saw him shot to fame with MS Dhoni Biopic...

Till then even I had no clue who he was but after seeing MS Dhoni biopic one couldn’t help but take notice of his acting skills... The image of reel life MS coming out to bat at fall of wicket in finals at Wankhade is still fresh in memory!!!

Prima-facie reason they say for death is a suicide... Well, for an outsider he had a promising career, his last movie came in 2019 and though it did not do well at box office, was still critically acclaimed and then came the suicide...

Reason they say is depression – His last Instagram post was dedicated to his late mother... 

The reason we may never know... 

They will say suicide is a cowardly act... Well, I personally have a different take and have always believed – it takes enormous guts to end your own life – it’s not a simple act.  

Having said this I hope you had overcome real life depression as you overcame reel life depression back in 2016!!  RIP Handsome!!   

28 states and 8 UTs Vs 1 State :D

Corona came to 29 states and 8 union territories... Lock-down was declared across all states and union territories and yet only one sect of students from one state is benefited from Corona... So unfair!!! ;-)

Oh Darling #Corona I wish you had come some 18 years back... :D

Well, now that you have arrived with a bang then why just help one state!!? 

Students from other states be like...

And students from Maharashtra be like..... :P 

At least, students from MH can thank the best CM ever.... Uddhav Thackeray :D 

Jokes apart when we do not have not a single state which is C-Free then why tax students from other states... 

Let there be the rule... 

ALL FOR ONE... ONE FOR ALL...

Why the so called ‘Third World Countries’ should thank China!!!

You have made fun, I have made fun we all have made fun of our present day Government and its policies since the lock-down 1.0 was declared...

Well, now it’s more hilarious when Indian citizens are stuck between lock-down 5.0 Vs Unlock 1.0 :D

The world is blaming China and so is India... Wuhan the place where it all started and the world is still in shock!!

China is blamed and so it should be... Banning Chinese product is a right way to go... 

But, amidst this Pandemic one thing I felt differently was attitude of 4 main European nations!! France, Italy, Germany and mother of all bitches UK...

These four nations fought WWII for close to 7 years back in 1940s...

Well, China didn’t fire a single missile or a bullet and yet these four European nations were brought to its knees in just 2 to 3 months... :D

Question is how they fought WWII for seven years back then!!!?

Then it was African continent, Sub-Continent, South – East Asia and many other lands these nations ruled.... And be it Money or Personnel came from these nations...

And just when now the World has become free from them.... These four nations are SCREEEEWEEEED!!! Big time...

Should we ban China products – BIG YES... But, Should we thank China also – BIG YES!!!

What about “RED-LIGHT” Area!!? - Who feeds them!!? (How they get money, food!!?)

The world is talking about Epidemic.... Oh wait Pandemic... :D

Well, the world is talking about their own countries economy, countrymen, countrywomen...

The world is talking about their own brownie points (from planes to buses to rashan to what not) 

But, non talking about women from red-light area... Who more or less have saved numerous women in past – PERIOD!!!

How can we forget them!!? Rather – should we forget them!!?

The only reason our women – be it grandmother, mother, wives, girlfriend/(s), nieces, daughter/(s) are safe today is because of their service towards society...

If we can’t accept rape... Then we shouldn’t be accepting women who have saved millions of men's pride... (SARCASM)

They should not go be going hungry...

#PMModi #BJP and good for nothing #INC how and who takes care of them!!? :( 

A crush for many is CRUSHED – ALREADY!!!

If you leave alone party she represents... 

Then, you would think of her as a gorgeous woman god had sent after taking his own sweet time... Straight Nose, super smile, sharp jaw-line, insane beauty is what granddaughter of IG looks like even to date!!!

But, moment you think of her representing the good for nothing party you feel petty for her and for the party itself...

The Indian National Congress says her nose reminds people of Indira Gandhi... What Shit!!! 

Straight nose can make you look good it can’t give you political brains!! (Which her Dadi the great IG had)

Priyanka Gandhi Vadra was inducted in Congress as General Secretary for Uttar Pradesh East in 2019. Well it was of no use as INC was taken to cleaners in GE 2019. 

Yet, every now and then INC is pushing her name and media is giving unnecessary importance to this 'good for nothing' beauty may be to bring down Yogi Government.

The recent Bus Controversy is nothing but keeping UP Assembly elections of 2022 in Mind...

Gandhis are done – India is not just about UP – Delhi, UP – Rajasthan bus route...  

Yogi से तो उलझो गे, Modi जैसा कमीना पन कहाँ से लाओगे!!! 

Prison is not just behind the bars.... “ASUR!!!”

When was the list time we started with Ep1 of web-series and in Ep2 clicked on “Skip Intro!!?” Almost every other right!!!?  

Well, ‘AUSR’ is one series where you don’t want to miss the series nor"SKIP THE INTO'  

This is one Web-Series where you feel like it goes on forever and ever...

The story line, the characters and if you are in love with Hindu Mythology, in love with the banks of Varanasi, Ganges – you will fall in love with every aspect of it!!!

Is it good for Family!!? – Yes – until you have no kids... Cause the series has killings, mutilated dead bodies which kids may not be able to see...

But, else it’s good to watch with family as it has no BC and MC words time and again... It has no unnecessary lip-lock scene, no missionary, no doggy positions which now a days we are accustomed to.

Spoiler Alert...

One of those superbly talented actor - Arshad Warsi is behind this plot... Unless Shubh Joshi is someone and director wants to come up with season2!! :)

WORTH A WATCH!!!

Paatal Lok...

Be it Hot Star, Netflix or Amazon – some actors whom we probably could have never heard of are giving some of their life time performance through web-series!! 

The season starts with an attempt of murder which revolves around outskirts of Delhi on one of those Lutyens Media bigwig and then what follows is one man’s relentless pursuit to find the truth. He appears to be a naive cop sucked in one place forever and yet trying to prove himself in the eyes of the world and his son... 

His pursuits for truth leads him to all the places where we see no other names than Hindus, no other flags than Saffron, no other worship places than temples... 

I mean... 

Do we have only the Hindu names who have been the nuisance to this country... Or is it also people from other communities who have fooled around with the system!!? 

All the actors in the series have done a phenomenal job and they give justice to our time spent.. But, coming back to a story line its nothing but a Saffron bashing!! 

End of it you feel only Hindus are from Paatal Lok – 

Rest all the communities staying in India are either from Dharti Lok or Dev Lok :D  

Time flies not the memories!!!

11^th June 1980 almost a month before I was born came in Karz...  

Well I still remember it wasn’t until 1990 / 92 when then – the only entertainment channel 'Doordarshan' got it on air on one of those Sundays.. 

I was just just 10 / 12 years old and I was in tears cause my baba was hell-bent for Karz while I was missing Tom & Jerry!!!

The story line, the tune, the guitar, the songs were beyond me, but yet even then what stayed with me was a Smile of a guy who I’m unable to forget even today.

Rishi Kapoor came from a family who has given everything to Indian Cinema. 

Take 100 yrs of Indian Cinema – and Kapoors have been in business for close to 84+ years and counting!!

But, coming back to late Rishi Kapoor - he was different... Even today when I watch his songs it makes me cry...

Do I miss him!!? Oh yes!! 

Not often I have missed a man leave alone crying for a man who is a stranger. But this was / is different...

He had expression of Tom and Smile of a Jerry - I Guess!!! J

In Hinduism a dead strives only for a MOKSHA!!! – Hope you get one!!! 

I’ll miss you sir... 

Even in Heavens - Keep smiling!!!

Ban Liquor says Maharashtra BJP - what Non-sense!!!

The Pune Mayor says sale of Liquor is not a good idea... Maha state BJP says the same...

Well, I’m neither for liquor nor against it... But, seeing these BJP state head /(s) changing color reminds me Chameleon..  

While the parliament has powers to make laws on liquor it's the Center who has executive powers on sale of liquor... Liquor across the states in the time of emergency can be banned as it does not make a part of essential commodity. (Essential Commodities Act, 1955)

And yet it was Central Government who allowed states to sale the liquor under Lock-down 3.0

What happened on 4^th May in Maharashtra was shocking, but just blaming the drunkards or banning liquor is not a solution to the problem. 

One study shows almost 90% of people had a shot at-least once under the lock-down... While around 10% of people couldn't afford it. The kind of rush Maharashtra witnessed yesterday was of those 90% who weren’t ready to buy a bottle for an insane rate yet again.

State Vs Center:

The sale of liquor was allowed across the country... The state of Karnataka, UP, Goa did commendable job. In fact the state of Karnataka received record breaking revenue in a single day and yet there wasn’t any chaos across the state. Then why Maharashtra!!?  

Better coordination:

How come we saw a better coordination amongst the politicians, bureaucrats, police and shop owners in BJP ruled states while Non-BJP ruled state government were / are still in mess!!? 

In my eyes, it is nothing but Central Vs Non-BJP states which are at loggerheads and playing the blame-games.

  

The hovering question: 

If today Maharashtra was ruled by BJP, would Pune Mayor or Ex-CM had same views!!? At-least your counterpart colleagues from Goa, UP and Kannadiga doesn’t show the same trend!!! 

Thappad - Relevant but, is it true for insecure Men / Women of the world!!

Truth be told… 

As a kid, the only movie I loved seeing was - When someone stood in line and booked my seat. Later in 2000 it was the same but, the only addition to it was cheese - popcorn 

Well, coming back in 90's / School days it was different… 

When ‘QUARANTINE’ (Meaning - then) was =  No Aai–Baba, No Aaji–Ajoba, no Kaka–Kaku, None cousins whatsoever... and all you wished was for a VCR, and a tape!! Filled with back to back Movies or Pornography :D

Aso, coming back to the movies!!

- In today’s world we have #Amazon #Netflix #Hotstar and what not...

Thappad a movie which was released in Feb 2020 in theater, came on Amazon today and while going through it I had my say… 

The message is superb but... 

Is it always a Man slapping a Woman wrong!!?? - 

What if a guy who slaps a girl!!? Where she is no less than an insecure and wants to commit suicide!!?? 

Movie / Message of Thappad is good but... After so many popcorn's, movies, porns.. You reach to a conclusion -  

Too each his own… Be it a man or a woman – Guess its good to be a Polygamist  than to be on receiving end!!! - THAPPAD 

जीवन के दिन छोटे सही... हम है बड़े दिलवाले!!

Oh boy… Who would have thought about back to back demise of India’s finest actors and that too amidst the lock-down… 

You had intense actor who could speak through his eyes than words, his kindness, anger, vulnerability could be seen all at once... 

And then came India’s original chocolate boy from his songs to smile from his looks to his sweaters, from his ability to playing guitar to the amount of women he easily romanced on the screen made everyone of us go crazy.   

They weren't just actors or stars...  they were best of best of both the worlds!! 

For the love and tears, smiles and pain they gave us through their craft - they surely deserved the best of farewells. But, I guess God wanted good men returned back to him without being touched by the ordinary… 

Thank you and #IrrfanKhan and #RishiKapoor for everything you gave us through all these years!!  

Thank you, thank you, thank you... May your soul rest in peace!!!

No!!! - 'Four More Shots' - Please!!!

The first season of 'Four More Shots Please' came in 2019… 

It was the same year when the Amazon viewers also witnessed some of the super thriller web-series… 

Be it The Family Man, Mirzapur, Inside Edge and my favorite Jack Ryan…

Well, coming back to Season II of Jack Ryan - It was much thrilling than the first one. 

If the first season had unrest in Middle East and the repercussions Middle-East had faced then season two showed grey side of Oil giants – Venezuela. It was atleast captivating..

Coming back to Four More Shots Please – season 1 was cool…

You had super hot girls who were willing to fight for their rights. You had one night stand, you had sex with multiple partners, you had fantasies, you had divorce, you had infidelity, you had incompatibility, you had tears, you had smiles… 

But, most importantly you could see friendship between four girls who fought for their own rights till the very end and stood for each-others happiness!!

Well, if season one was for self and friendship, season two for me was complete thumbs-down!!  

It was way disappointing. Once screwed why do they what to live being screwed all their life!!?? 

You can show cleavage I mean a deep one. You can show a super cute smiles for a camera with a dimple but being happy for self is more important than the bullshit  "All For Friends" 

Else Season 3 - Which can fetch few more bucks is not far!! :D

When was the last time you felt like crying for one and counting the dead bodies of rest all at once!!!

Imagine your 70+ year old father crossing the road and someone out of nowhere comes and hits him and later not only use filthy words but starts slapping him / bashing him left-right-center… What would be your reaction!!?

Well, 16th April Palghar incidence in my eyes is no different… 

You had Sadhus crossing the borders and when they were forced to go back and not enter Gujarat border they were mobbed and later killed by locals from Maharashtra – Palghar district.

But, what broke my heart was seeing a 70 year old Man seeking for a help, running for his life, looking for safety under police protection and later being handed-over again by the police to be beaten to death!!!

Old man appeared helpless and but what shook me was not a single person from the crowd came forward to stop this gruesome act.

Maharaj Kalpavrikshgiri (70) was the one amongst 3 who was killed by the goons  

Who is to be blamed for!? 

Maharashtra Police!? 

Maharashtra Government led by SS and backed by NCP and good for nothing INC!?

Well, if this not enough...  The incidence took place on 16th April but till date not a single bimbo of Bollywood have come out in support of Sadhus killings...

The likes of media who at a blink of an eye are out talk about lynching have now gone quite!!? 

And the Award-wapsi gang have gone in oblivion. 

WHY!!? 

I guess, it’s not them but the HINDUS ARE TO BE BLAMED FOR . WE ARE CURSED… DIVIDED WE STAND AND UNITED WE FALL!! 

Sorry sir we the Hindus are good for nothing!!!  May your poor soul rest in peace!!!

This is India not yours or Bapya Gandhi's Gujarat!!!

Once I said PM Modi Sucks and I received red flag… Well, even after 21 days  I hold my ground - firm!!!

Once he took away 87% of currency out of the system and yet we stood by his side…  

Then came banning of pornography, still we were ok!!! BTW SC’s judgement said something else..

Fast-forward… You came on air and in a blink of an eye you again announced lock-down.. Still we were ok…

But, sir now it’s not acceptable!! 

You either ban Daru, Cigs all vice till the lock-down is over or you find way for home delivery!!! 

I'm ok with not having one but not ok with this black-market…

This is India not yours or Bapya Gandhi's Gujarat!!!

गाई चे वसुरू नका विसरू

Btw, do you know what the throw away price is for your vice at this hour… 

Scotch types - Chivas which is at INR 5,500 (Custom pick) is sold at 12,500/- +

Normal Daru – which is at INR 600 is sold at 3,300/- +

Country Daru (Deshi) which one can afford at INR 40 /- is sold at 500 +

Hatbhatti Daru (Phuga) which is at INR 20 /30 is being sold at 300 + 

Well, if this is not enough, you have cigarette pack of 10 which was sold at INR 165/- is now being sold at INR 300+. What’s worst the gai-chap – which was at INR 10/- is been sold at INR 40/- this is ridicules 

Truth be told… 

I’m absolutely ok to have Center and State 'hand in glove' coming out and banning all the vice but, this is beyond my comprehension on how on one hand they close down cities and yet black market of all this is still rampant…

Whom are we fooling around with in 21 century!!? 

Just like your fruits, like your veggies, like your milk, like your eggs, like your chicken, like your mutton, like your red-meat – Daru, Cig, Tambhaku too are essential commodities for human beings…

WHEN DO WE ACCEPT THE FACT AND MOVE ON!!! 

#PMMODI 

#CMofMaharashtra 

Why employees across sectors should demand / be happy with a CUT IN SALARY!!!

Truth be told... 

Already Petroleum, Infra, Manufacturing, Auto, Textile, Hospitality, IT, daily wage workers have taken a major hit...

QUESTION IS HOW DO WE HELP OUR COUNTRYMEN AT INDIVIDUAL LEVEL!!!?

Imagine – You have 10K employees working for you... For a moment consider men/women working for you are feeding 2 ppl in each household which gets you to 30K ppl. 

Now, to revive micro economy all you need is Demand and once you have demand you will have the supply...

If I take 10% or 20% cut in my existing salary and if because of my decision employer decides not to lay-off  anyone... Then I’m I not only saving job of people who would have got laid – off but also making sure everyone has some amount to shell off –

REMEMBER – DEMAND LEADS TO SUPPLY AND NEED FOR DEMAND COME FROM CASH!!

In my eyes... for micro economy to come back all we need is Cash In Hand!! 

ALICE IN WONDERLAND

Well, if Government of India let goes off Income Tax for next 6-months starting from June to December then liquidity will be more and there will be upsurge in demand!!!

Well, for now you cant and never should trust politicians but should back your conviction...

CUT IS SALARY IS GOOD FOR NOW ACROSS ALL SECTORS!!   

When a wrong bat met a wrong Pig!!!

As per the latest number more than 65% of Indian population is below 40 year of age. This means in simple terms 65% of the population had never in their life witnessed sec. 144, lock-down in its totality.

This had happened with our earlier generation those who are now in their 70s, 80 and in 90 years of age. They had witnessed true meaning during 1962 Indo-China war, 1971 Indo-Pak war and then during Emergency which was imposed in year 1975.

The terms like epidemic, pandemic, sec. 144, lockdown, self quarantine, social distancing, avoiding social gatherings are completely new terminologies and to bring few in daily practice has started taking toll on individuals already.

Someone, somewhere in the word eats a bird or an animal and today right from most powerful USA to Europe to Africa to Middle-East to Subcontinent to Far East... Every Nation, every person has been brought down to its knees!!! 

Who would have thought about a fictional move which was made in 2011 is now turned in reality in just 9 years...

Though the country responsible for current situation is yet to be confirmed but, 

There are scary similarities between present day situation and the plot of Contagion. 

A tree was cut in a Chinese forest which disturbed some bats, who found shelter in a pig farm where a piece of food was dropped by a bat and consumed by a pig. The pig was later slaughtered for a meal by a chef, who shook hands with the character and came HAVOC!!!

Truth be told... I’m super frustrated cause of this lock-down... But, to understand the sequence of its wild spread and catastrophe it will bring to the families, to the nations this is a must watch movie. 

#chinaisasshole but for now, let’s support #GovernmentofIndia in its fight for all Indians!! 

Why PM MODI too sucks!!!

Truth be told.... I’m a strong supporter of PM Modi, Shah, and mad man Yogi but not, BJP per say...

Yet yesterday when I said Modi Sucks... Quite a few friends n few fb friends :P have turned me into a anti-Modi!! :P

To hell with them... :D   

On a note I thought Modi Sucked... 

The PM of INDIA could have declared lock-down way back on 22 March... 

Yet he just declared #Jantacerfew and then when other CMs (Maharashtra, Tamilnadu, Kerala, Punjab n few non BJP governed states) tried to take away credit... He came back and yet again rolled out 21day lockdown!!

I’m ok to stay at home till April 14 but not ok to be in fix...

Is it for Corona or is it PM vs Cms now!!!

Prime-time ‘President’ to meet Prime-time ‘Prime Minister!!’ ;-)

In past India has seen many US presidents who visited this beautiful land but, once they were in Sub-continent they made sure to visit few other neighbouring countries as well. 

For the first time in the History of US Presidential visit – the standing president will visit India for 36 hours and fly back straight to Washington DC. 

Out of 36 hours, Trump will visit Ahmadabad, Agra and Delhi. 

In Ahmadabad India will inaugurate the biggest cricketing stadium in the world but, what an irony - as it will be opened not by playing Cricket match but by political pitch by two state of heads. 
In Agra - Oh boy can't wait to see a saffron and red tie in one frame and then in Delhi guess it will be business as usual.. Having said that for me -  

Trump and Modi are similar in many ways.. 

Both men are good at oratory, both are super active on social media and had aggressively carried anti-immigrant policies... They are big time egoistic but most importantly THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY TO THE GALLERY!! 

There is also one thing common between these four world leaders - Modi, Putin, Trump and Netanyahu… THEY ARE EXTREME NATIONALIST!! 

We had the mad man Putin and super ruthless Netanyahu visit India in past..

But, this visit by US Showman will generate no less than a festive mood – thanks to Indian Media!! 

The next two days it’s all about Prime-time – let the countdown begin!!!