Monday, February 28, 2011

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

"V"




Champ you deserve round of applause!

The veteran (N.K. Mahajan) is just 91 years old who did valley crossing from Duke's Nose to Duchess (khandala region) (approx 150ft in length and 500ft depth) in flat 5minutes...

Now that can be called "fitness personified!"

Congratulations Sir, and lets not forget the contribution of the organization / your team mates (names unknown to me) who were at helm! kudos to you guys!

Cheers!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

One mark for right answer!



I. Cigarette
II. Liquor
III. Ultimate
VI. Innocence &
V. Deceptive Marketing



Remember: Experience and simplest of logic will fetch you the correct answer....






Here goes...


I. Cigarette – Wills Navy Cut
II. Liquor – Old Monk
III. Ultimate – Baarrrr ;)
VI. Innocence – Every kid on the face of the earth.
V. Deceptive Marketing – One beauty (girl) consoling another beauty (girl ;)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Outcome is anyones guess....



"ONE CUP, ONE WINNER!"











I was just 3 when for the first time India were qualified for WC finals 25 June 1983. Forget about knowing what it’s like winning WC, I wasn’t even aware about the meaning of my own name.

20 years latter India were on brink of winning World cup.
24 march 2003, venue J’burg SA, opponents Australia, and boy what followed from first over was absolute CARNAGE… The match was lost in the very first over!

Top 3 Australian players went bang bang….. Captain Ricky Ponting went on to make 140 odd runs in final… India couldn’t recover and billions of souls sunk in acute mental pain. I seriously thought then, that I won’t be able to witness the joy of world cup win ever...

THINGS HAVE CHANGED BUT NOT THE HISTORY!

The good part we have a good unit and not just players with big names… To make things good our Incredible Nation will host the WC – team surely will get one hundred percent home support.

At the outset every thing looks in our favor except the past!

"NOT ONCE FROM THE START OF WC, COUNTRY HOSTING THE WC FINAL HAS LIFTED THE WC!"
I hope we set exception to the stats else as they say ;-)

Don’t expect India to win, support your country but w/o any expectation!

Outcome is anybody’s guess!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Modify it!


Salman Khans initiative and one would wonder how on the earth a man with such irresponsible attitude can start up such NGO?

He should have slightly modified it….



And its not just the star but for everyone of us who at times are ruthless, erratic, cold, angry, mad, stupid with the outside environment due to betrayal, loss, anger, resentment and all negative feelings which manifest through our behavior towards society – parents, hypocrat, friends, politicians, and relation/(s;)

It should be…

TRY BEING HUMAN! ;-) ;-)

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Ombudsmen:




It’s a grievance handling mechanism, where in a government appointee investigates complaints made by private persons against the government.






Security Market came up with same long time back. The role of ombudsmen in sec market is to look after complaints filed by individual against Security Exchange Board of India (SEBI)The post was also made available for Insurance companies.

Couple of day’s back post of OMBUDSMEN was introduced in aviation industry. In days to come flyer would be able to launch the complaint against airline outside the different airport – located counters.

But what about the sulky and BBM (big butt mom ;) looking air-hostesses which airlines like Kingfisher,IA, AI in particular have on board? Those self proclaimed beauties are the most depressing, irritating to eyes.

Wonder what action would Mr. Ombudsmen take, if someone comes up with such complaint? Or will it be treated as yet another “err!”

Good luck Mr. Ombudsmen! ;-) ;-)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

My way of seeing....

Some may agree, some may not -

"Be thankful to God for being kind enough, but do not stretch the luck and make things miserable, Its easier to search for happiness, but difficult to regain the trust!"

Once fickle is always a fickle!

Its right from relation to every possible connect which we establish with outside environment!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

For few dollars more



It’s been yet another sad day for Pakistan Cricket. Couple of months back 3of there players were caught in Spot - fixing scandal. It was rigged operations and after seeing tapes even a kid would have agreed there involvement.

There was a judicial inquiry set up against the tainted players, Salman Butt, Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Aamer. ICC tribunal last evening gave out the verdict, 10years 7years and 5years ban for guilty players respectively.

I personally felt sad for Mohammad Aamer, remaining two should have been put on life – ban.

This kid is just 18, was termed as best prospect for Pakistan cricket and had he been around, world could have witnessed yet another “sultan of swing” the great Wasim Akaram in making.

No doubt it was his fault but it could had been avoided if he was in shadow of honest player who put there “winning for nation” habit – before personal milestones and Money. (to site few are Imran Khan, R Dravid, VVS Lakshman, Sachin Tendulkar)

Lot of things change in 5years duration, it’s surely an end for the kid. What’s worst he lands up in no mans land, won’t even able to play county cricket in England.

Aamer will never be rich again!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

An IDEA to an IDEA ;-)



What's the great deal in being BRAMHIN?
No IDEA...

Then first get an IDEA! ;-)














Please note:

I have no intention whatsoever to disrespect the sentiments of all my close friends who are non - bramhins!

Friday, February 4, 2011

Come back....



Forget independence, what matters is post independence progress… and do we deserve what we have been getting? We are at receiving end! It’s just not about Middle class its about lower strata as well, Rich are becoming richer and poor day after day are feeling the brunt of inflation.

The best profession is Politics…. Thanks to our Politicians! Everything is possible through connection; right from peon to minister every one is hooked up for one thing – EASY MONEY!
(Please do not advice me / or any one who say so.. to go in system and change the system – its good to hear in movies but not necessarily in real)

Off late I have been following Tahrir Square– thanks to net news!
Egypt is on verge of ending dictatorship of Mubarak regime. Hundreds of million people are on streets, they have just one mission – departure of there president who ruled them for 3decades.

Every man has his breaking point! Sooner or latter they explode, but if it comes from all corners then it creates havoc and has magnitude of even destroying dynasty forever!

In case of Incredible India we had one mission to end the rule of East India Company, but what followed after 60 odd years is for every one to see.

Politicians are saviors of nation but for India they are the curse!

Pray this ruthless business of politics ends some day for our nation, and if not then Mr. Prime minister outsource the business of politics to EI. Co.

TAG -

Tag – meaning; “a game in which one child chases the others; the one who is caught becomes the next chaser”

But FACEBOOK changed it forever! Or should I say it gave a new dimension?

For some it’s returning to the moment with siblings / friends / colleagues (all closed ones)
“I think of you” ;-)

For others it’s false show of friendship – seldom they think of person and yet are tagged or tag one another! Best is to see the comments :D
“I think of you” and “I care for you” ;-) ;-)

But for those in business it’s the best way to reach masses: in most economical way….

Just tag 25 odd people and get noticed by 5000 + (Assuming 200 friends in f – list X 25 :)
“I think of you”, “I care for you” and “we belong to this place!” ;-) ;-) ;-)

The bottom line; FB changed it to - THE AMAZING GAME!
Don’t take tag seriously, just enjoy the game! :-)