Gateway to CLARITY!

Effort to break from everyday life,
It’s about victory of dreams over the nature!
It’s more than an exercise of lips,
It’s rather the movement of soul!




It’s not about the pleasure, but love!
Its about mind and spirit!

It’s just not about the interlock, a kiss on arms or back of the neck.
It’s about being blindfold, holding the waist and touching the forehead, it's about flying one.......


It’s not an erection, it’s beyond orgasm!

Timeless art, gift from a god to humankind!

An Art of Kissing...... "IT'S ABOUT THE KISS NOT JUST THE KISSER!"

Boney M - Rasputin... in his eyes a flaming glow ;-)

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire







RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

...........................


Oh, those Russians...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg

Sourav Gan - Googly ;-)

"BE CAREFUL WHILE OFFENDING PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY UP, BECAUSE THESE ARE THE SAME YOU'LL MEET ON YOUR WAY DOWN!"









The man who took the reins from Azharuddin at the most difficult time - post match fixing saga - 2003,
The one who believed in young guns - yuvi, shewag, dhoni and few others were his find,
Took some seniors players and BCCI officials head on,
Gave Indian outfit a new dimension - celebration after historic win at Lords.

The man who is regarded as best captain of his time was in shambles during IPL IV auction - he has gone unsold.

Later he had a chance with Team Kochi, but first technical hitch - base price of 4 million USD and NOW Sri Lankan Cricket Boards U-TURN - who have allowed players to be with respective franchise till May 15, have brought curtains on Mr. Ganguly's inclusion!

Bad luck CHAMP!

(You gave whatever you could!:-)

Secret!

I know my own fears,
I know my own anxiety,
I know I am possessive and alone I can't fight those insecurities!







I know my erratic behavior; seldom have I accepted,
Yet, I know someone out there,
The one whose there to help!


I know the touch is soothing
I know their words console,
They go on with the words, to the point where words are just not enough!

They say, everyone has a breaking point and they too RETALIATE….

And here, I play my favorite blame game and put everything on them!

I discuss about the motion w/o telling the reasons -

Because I am aware of those flaws,
Those are beyond one's comprehension,
I know people won’t accept,
The dark side of me!

It’s the one secret; I hope it leaves me forever,
This time no one will help me,
To deal with those fears!

"GET DEAD STRAIGHT!" ;-)

127 Hours

"NO CALL IS A GOOD CALL" - MAY NOT BE GOOD EVERY TIME!
















A TRUE STORY of Ralston who is a climber and extreme sport enthusiast, who on one weekend goes on hiking at Canyon! He goes w/o telling anyone, no mobile, no connectivity either!

His date with destiny begins when he starts a dangerous canyon climb. He slips off and from there on a struggle to see another day begins!

He gets trapped; his arm gets locked, under a huge boulder.

At his disposal he finds small amount of food, water, a head torch and one pocket knife!

Whether to stay there till the last breath or to fight back and come out as winner is the choice which the character finally has to make!

The struggle in his movements to get out of the hell, the desire in his eyes to the see another day and the ultimate gratitude towards the almighty is well captured.

Hat's - off to Ralston whose ordeal finally ended on a good note!

After all - Three-and-a-half limbs out of four aren’t bad either.

Take away: asking for help, letting people know about plans isn't always a bad Idea!

Firewall ON!

Some day it had to happen,
So what if it was after a failed relation,
After series of failed relations,
So what if it came late in the day,
Some day it had to happen!







"BETTER IT IS TO BE LATE THAN NEVER!"

Once an innocence, which turned blind,
Driven by insecurities, time just couldn’t be fine!

Then the best friend, fickle amongst the generation,
Confused mind had made enough of blunders!

Blamed it on rest to save own skin,
Gender came in handy, tears were akin!

Logic for once had gone for a toss,
In hope for a change, everything was lost!

Word used sorry had really no say,
The near- one had HEAVILY to pay!

Days went by, so did the months,
Stakes were high, as years passed by!

Frustration kept mounting, pictures kept changing,
Prayers offered were just not helping!

Finally one thinks, admissions are closed,
For helpless parents it’s the last hope!

Foolishness had to offer a belated return,
Eventually dust had to settle!

One more hope, another day!
"Law of average" is on its way!

IPL - Season VI

Siddharth.....

From here on your not going to write a single blog on

INDIAN PAGAL LEAGUE! ;-)

IPL SEASON IV

Cheers..... TEARS!! ;-)

"Muzhe pene hai, pene haii... Muze pene haiiii...!!!"

"Hume pene doo, pene deoo.... Hume pene doo......!!!"













Maharashtra government has increased liquor rates by 60% WTF!!!!

Now how on the earth can people of Maharashtra go for chakna, masala papad, chicken chilli.......

Who will pay for Wills Navy Cut?
Dinner ka kya?
What about “ONE FOR THE ROAD”

It’s a misfortune, SPARE A THOUGHT:

For people who have been gifted with a resilient liver!

For corporate professionals who drink on weekends which includes Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday noon!

For baffled souls who drink occasionally – this mostly comes every night!

College guys and girls, who will drink anyways once in while after the exam, on result day!

60% HIKE F***

Liquor for me has never been an evil but downed out of proportion could lead to a serious agitation – been there, seen it!

It was hand of God which solely pulled me out of an affair with old monk, scotch, and beers! I have heard stories of people, seen some who got rid of it once and for all!

But what about the people who are not so lucky, WHY TAX THEM?

The hike is just not acceptable, it is not affordable!

AFTER ALL NOT EVERY PERSON, NOT EVERY DAD FROM MAHARASHTRA IS IN BUSINESS OF POLITICS,

NOT EVERY PERSON IS sharad pawar.. either ;-)


Cheers you tears!!! ;-)

Chutegiri

One more person,
One more movement,
One more day goes in hay!

Forget corruption, first we should know about

LOKPAL BILL






Its one honest veteran who is fighting against the corruption, for whom god knows?

Then young ones who are least concerned and are seen around multiplex, malls having pizzas and burgers - can't blame them!

Then its BIG CORPORATES who were first in line - to gift players when they won WC, but went numb when it came to anti corruption movement!

Media who will take away it's interest once the IPL gets into last stage!

And finally last category - "PEOPLE OF DOUBLE STANDARDS!" where more or less we all belong too!

I am not against the movement but against those people who out of no where have started saying "STOP CORRUPTION"

We may never have asked for bribe, but LETS BE HONEST!

IS IT THAT WE HAVE NEVER OFFERED BRIBE / COMMITTED WRONG DOINGS?

Be it during the time of two wheeler license,
Marriage Certificate,
Birth Certificate,
School admission, college admission,
Pirated CD's DVD's Softwares which we use,
Last but not least our interaction with cops "CHALTA HAI MAMA - YE - LOO!"

And still; we conveniently forget our share of admission towards corruption and talk about people who are corrupt! Chutegiri......

"AT LEAST LETS NOT DECEIVE OUR OWN SENSITIVITY!"

For once, what Gandhi had said seems to be right "BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE"

Stop giving bribes - but then how will one survive?

End of an ORGASM!

First Motera, then came Mohali and ended in Mumbai!

India is still into its first week of becoming world champions 2011.





The affair which started in Motera against mighty Australians reached to top in Mohali against Pakistan and was at its best peal in Mumbai against Srilanka!

Saturday morning of April 2 started with some sort of romance in air, luckily for Indians there wasn’t a night to follow!

The night I am sure would have been one of the best night for many Indians who went bizarre, the stories of that night will be reiterated over and over for years to come!

Matches were won, World Cup was lifted, players were gifted! Millions in form of rewards were raining from all corners.

AND THEN CAME THE MANIC MONDAY where
A man on his bicycle was heading towards factory.
There was this woman who got up at wee hours just to make sure that tiffin was ready.
A school bus which took left turn had entered school gate.
Same time, same place, same lady was offering prayers.
A man who was heading towards office was about to realize his clutch.
Students around were getting ready for exams.

Life in short - was back where it belonged!

The affair had ended and fortunately on good note for Indians!

In hindsight I noticed one thing "VICTORY LIKE THIS IS LIKE A FRIDAY EVENING, WHICH COMES ONCE IN A WHILE BEFORE LONG WEEKEND!!


Yet, it was "AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!"

Wish India many more such weekends. Amen!

Flexible as willing GIRL!

Don't be like an EX - Mr Pathan!

YOU CAN'T WIN HEART'S BY TARNISHING SOMEONE ELSE'S IMAGE!







Out of no-where Pakistan losing captain has stirred controversy.

Afridi said: "In my opinion, if I have to tell the truth, they (Indians) will never have hearts like Muslims and Pakistanis" he also said Indian Media is responsible for spoiling relations between India and Pakistan and did not find Indian players with large and clean hearts!

If Pakistan would have won Mohali's match against India they would have been in Mumbai for finals and IRONICALLY would have stayed in the same hotel which was set on fire by his own countrymen on 26 /11.

Security for you would have been the same - ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!

YET YOU TALK ABOUT HEARTS!

Indians have always applauded your on field efforts!

Conveniently don't forget the victory against India in Chennai way back in '99 when India lost to you by narrow margin and YET THE PEOPLE OF INDIA who were present at the ground gave standing ovation during your victory lap. People across were in tears, but the mind was in control over the heart!

I have been great admirer of your cuisine, of your architecture and least to say Muslim beauty.... Apart from Hindus / Bramhin's I also have some of Muslim close friends / girl friends, have seen people from all walks of life celebrating Diwali and Eid with same zeal under one roof and finally we all love to see India winning aginst you every time on every front!

For now it goes without saying....

NEVER TRY TO SAVE YOUR OWN SKIN BY PUTTING BLAME ON OTHER'S....


ACCEPT IT: You were outplayed by Indians in WC Semi - Final,
you committed mistakes, made ample of blunders and eventually GOT SLAPPED!


It's nothing to do with India's heart and mind!

One cup - One WINNER!

FOR ONCE THERE WAS

No fear - no loss!
No religion - no cast!
No good - no bad!
No white - no black!







All the boys and the girls,
All the young and the old,
Inside the ground, outside the ground,
everyone were over the moon!

It's the thing which unite us!
THE CUP OF PRIDE IS WITH US!

Thanks - TEAM INDIA, Playing eleven and Gary Kirsten!

Captain DIVINE!

"MS DHONI HAS SEEN IT ALL, GIVEN IT ALL!"




First World Champions of t - 20,
then World no. 1 test playing nation and
now World cup Champions 2011!







A gutsy move which could have backfired, if India had lost yesterdays game...
The man was out-of-form till final, promoted himself up the order and came up with blistering knock which people of India won't forget in hurry!

Put it on his efforts or leadership qualities, but be certain of thing the man is born with "KISMAT" to back him!

"Law of Average" will someday catch - up, but for now let's celebrate the win and pray India repeat the same four years from now down-under in Australia (2015 !)

SACHI.....

With Shewag's dismissal whole of India went into silence... and with SACHI -N's one billion plus went into SHOCK!

But it was resilience of Gautam Gambhir and cool head of Captain cool MS Dhoni saw India through....

After all; they wanted to do it for Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, they wanted to do it for entire Nation!

At-last with the winning shot the entire nation erupted with joy and after 21 years of single-minded approach "GOD OF CRICKET TOUCHED HOLY GRAIL!" -

SACHI.....

Let them TALK! ;-)

Ignorance sometime is a lethal weapon! :-)







How often have we seen people talking exactly opposite... Some of my friends and girlfriends (girl who are friends) have been saying all the way long....
INDIA WILL LOSE!

They said it during clash against Australia, same was against Pakistan and now they are repeating it against Srilankans!

Does the bunch of idiots really mean what they say?

May be yes! (if your from different origin) and Mostly not!

Here how it works!

Basic premise: Good things happen to lucky people.
As per them they are the most unlucky souls under the sun who are born to suffer! End for them either comes at inappropriate time or end itself is worst which they want to forget in hurry!

For them entire world is against them, not a single wish - for them has ever turned into reality...

DEEP DOWN they all think of winning... celebrating but are afraid of reversal consequences!

For them revisiting the very same ordeal is strict NO! To avoid it all they can think is bad omen!

Here they see the light coming from other side of tunnel - "They think they are the first to come out of hell!" -

BUT MIND YOU as they say "it isn't the light but the train which comes at frightening speed!"

Process of hope, dream, celebration ceases forever!

KISMAT!

LUL... LA.. LAA... LAAA......

HERE WE GO...HERE WE GO..
HERE WE GO.....







Exactly 24 hours and 100 over’s from now; one team will lift the World Cup while the other will be left with total emptiness.

Come the big stage and fate will play a major part in winning... Big names, history, past records, stats, will have no bearing on the outcome!

It just about April second! For players it will be war of nerves, for nation the war of emotions....

Tragedy V Triumph!
Disbelief V Hope!
Tears V Smile!
Pain V Gain!
Loss V Win!

Outcome will send one nation over the moon, the other will go in despair!

WHO KNOWS, WHAT WILL? THIRD TIME IN FINALS!

THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION! WILL INDIA BE - SECOND TIME LUCKY?

Now its about KISMAT! :-)