Sunday, May 31, 2020

Why the so called ‘Third World Countries’ should thank China!!!


You have made fun, I have made fun we all have made fun of our present day Government and its policies since the lock-down 1.0 was declared...

Well, now it’s more hilarious when Indian citizens are stuck between lock-down 5.0 Vs Unlock 1.0 :D

The world is blaming China and so is India... Wuhan the place where it all started and the world is still in shock!!

China is blamed and so it should be... Banning Chinese product is a right way to go... 

But, amidst this Pandemic one thing I felt differently was attitude of 4 main European nations!! France, Italy, Germany and mother of all bitches UK...

These four nations fought WWII for close to 7 years back in 1940s...

Well, China didn’t fire a single missile or a bullet and yet these four European nations were brought to its knees in just 2 to 3 months... :D

Question is how they fought WWII for seven years back then!!!?

Then it was African continent, Sub-Continent, South – East Asia and many other lands these nations ruled.... And be it Money or Personnel came from these nations...
And just when now the World has become free from them.... These four nations are SCREEEEWEEEED!!! Big time...

Should we ban China products – BIG YES... But, Should we thank China also – BIG YES!!!

Thursday, May 21, 2020

What about “RED-LIGHT” Area!!? - Who feeds them!!? (How they get money, food!!?)


The world is talking about Epidemic.... Oh wait Pandemic... :D

Well, the world is talking about their own countries economy, countrymen, countrywomen...

The world is talking about their own brownie points (from planes to buses to rashan to what not) 

But, non talking about women from red-light area... Who more or less have saved numerous women in past – PERIOD!!!

How can we forget them!!? Rather – should we forget them!!?

The only reason our women – be it grandmother, mother, wives, girlfriend/(s), nieces, daughter/(s) are safe today is because of their service towards society...

If we can’t accept rape... Then we shouldn’t be accepting women who have saved millions of men's pride... (SARCASM)

They should not go be going hungry...

#PMModi #BJP and good for nothing #INC how and who takes care of them!!? :( 

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

A crush for many is CRUSHED – ALREADY!!!

If you leave alone party she represents... 

Then, you would think of her as a gorgeous woman god had sent after taking his own sweet time... Straight Nose, super smile, sharp jaw-line, insane beauty is what granddaughter of IG looks like even to date!!!

But, moment you think of her representing the good for nothing party you feel petty for her and for the party itself...

The Indian National Congress says her nose reminds people of Indira Gandhi... What Shit!!! 

Straight nose can make you look good it can’t give you political brains!! (Which her Dadi the great IG had)

Priyanka Gandhi Vadra was inducted in Congress as General Secretary for Uttar Pradesh East in 2019. Well it was of no use as INC was taken to cleaners in GE 2019. 

Yet, every now and then INC is pushing her name and media is giving unnecessary importance to this 'good for nothing' beauty may be to bring down Yogi Government.

The recent Bus Controversy is nothing but keeping UP Assembly elections of 2022 in Mind...

Gandhis are done – India is not just about UP – Delhi, UP – Rajasthan bus route...  

Yogi से तो उलझो गे, Modi जैसा कमीना पन कहाँ से लाओगे!!! 

Sunday, May 17, 2020

Prison is not just behind the bars.... “ASUR!!!”


When was the list time we started with Ep1 of web-series and in Ep2 clicked on “Skip Intro!!?” Almost every other right!!!?  

Well, ‘AUSR’ is one series where you don’t want to miss the series nor"SKIP THE INTO'  

This is one Web-Series where you feel like it goes on forever and ever...

The story line, the characters and if you are in love with Hindu Mythology, in love with the banks of Varanasi, Ganges – you will fall in love with every aspect of it!!!

Is it good for Family!!? – Yes – until you have no kids... Cause the series has killings, mutilated dead bodies which kids may not be able to see...

But, else it’s good to watch with family as it has no BC and MC words time and again... It has no unnecessary lip-lock scene, no missionary, no doggy positions which now a days we are accustomed to.

Spoiler Alert...

One of those superbly talented actor - Arshad Warsi is behind this plot... Unless Shubh Joshi is someone and director wants to come up with season2!! :)

WORTH A WATCH!!!

Friday, May 15, 2020

Paatal Lok...


Be it Hot Star, Netflix or Amazon – some actors whom we probably could have never heard of are giving some of their life time performance through web-series!! 

The season starts with an attempt of murder which revolves around outskirts of Delhi on one of those Lutyens Media bigwig and then what follows is one man’s relentless pursuit to find the truth. He appears to be a naive cop sucked in one place forever and yet trying to prove himself in the eyes of the world and his son... 

His pursuits for truth leads him to all the places where we see no other names than Hindus, no other flags than Saffron, no other worship places than temples... 

I mean... 

Do we have only the Hindu names who have been the nuisance to this country... Or is it also people from other communities who have fooled around with the system!!? 

All the actors in the series have done a phenomenal job and they give justice to our time spent.. But, coming back to a story line its nothing but a Saffron bashing!! 

End of it you feel only Hindus are from Paatal Lok – 
Rest all the communities staying in India are either from Dharti Lok or Dev Lok :D  

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Time flies not the memories!!!


11th June 1980 almost a month before I was born came in Karz...  

Well I still remember it wasn’t until 1990 / 92 when then – the only entertainment channel 'Doordarshan' got it on air on one of those Sundays.. 

I was just just 10 / 12 years old and I was in tears cause my baba was hell-bent for Karz while I was missing Tom & Jerry!!!

The story line, the tune, the guitar, the songs were beyond me, but yet even then what stayed with me was a Smile of a guy who I’m unable to forget even today.

Rishi Kapoor came from a family who has given everything to Indian Cinema. 

Take 100 yrs of Indian Cinema – and Kapoors have been in business for close to 84+ years and counting!!

But, coming back to late Rishi Kapoor - he was different... Even today when I watch his songs it makes me cry...

Do I miss him!!? Oh yes!! 

Not often I have missed a man leave alone crying for a man who is a stranger. But this was / is different...

He had expression of Tom and Smile of a Jerry - I Guess!!! J

In Hinduism a dead strives only for a MOKSHA!!! – Hope you get one!!! 

I’ll miss you sir... 

Even in Heavens - Keep smiling!!!



Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Ban Liquor says Maharashtra BJP - what Non-sense!!!


The Pune Mayor says sale of Liquor is not a good idea... Maha state BJP says the same...

Well, I’m neither for liquor nor against it... But, seeing these BJP state head /(s) changing color reminds me Chameleon..  

While the parliament has powers to make laws on liquor it's the Center who has executive powers on sale of liquor... Liquor across the states in the time of emergency can be banned as it does not make a part of essential commodity. (Essential Commodities Act, 1955)

And yet it was Central Government who allowed states to sale the liquor under Lock-down 3.0

What happened on 4th May in Maharashtra was shocking, but just blaming the drunkards or banning liquor is not a solution to the problem. 

One study shows almost 90% of people had a shot at-least once under the lock-down... While around 10% of people couldn't afford it. The kind of rush Maharashtra witnessed yesterday was of those 90% who weren’t ready to buy a bottle for an insane rate yet again.

State Vs Center:

The sale of liquor was allowed across the country... The state of Karnataka, UP, Goa did commendable job. In fact the state of Karnataka received record breaking revenue in a single day and yet there wasn’t any chaos across the state. Then why Maharashtra!!?  

Better coordination:

How come we saw a better coordination amongst the politicians, bureaucrats, police and shop owners in BJP ruled states while Non-BJP ruled state government were / are still in mess!!? 

In my eyes, it is nothing but Central Vs Non-BJP states which are at loggerheads and playing the blame-games.
  

The hovering question: 

If today Maharashtra was ruled by BJP, would Pune Mayor or Ex-CM had same views!!? At-least your counterpart colleagues from Goa, UP and Kannadiga doesn’t show the same trend!!! 

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Thappad - Relevant but, is it true for insecure Men / Women of the world!!

Truth be told… 

As a kid, the only movie I loved seeing was - When someone stood in line and booked my seat. Later in 2000 it was the same but, the only addition to it was cheese - popcorn 

Well, coming back in 90's / School days it was different… 

When ‘QUARANTINE’ (Meaning - then) was =  No AaiBaba, No Aaji–Ajoba, no Kaka–Kaku, None cousins whatsoever... and all you wished was for a VCR, and a tape!! Filled with back to back Movies or Pornography :D

Aso, coming back to the movies!!

- In today’s world we have #Amazon #Netflix #Hotstar and what not...

Thappad a movie which was released in Feb 2020 in theater, came on Amazon today and while going through it I had my say… 

The message is superb but... 

Is it always a Man slapping a Woman wrong!!?? - 


What if a guy who slaps a girl!!? Where she is no less than an insecure and wants to commit suicide!!?? 

Movie / Message of Thappad is good but... After so many popcorn's, movies, porns.. You reach to a conclusion -  

Too each his own… Be it a man or a woman – Guess its good to be a Polygamist  than to be on receiving end!!! - THAPPAD