Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Happy New Year - Indian Armed Forces!! - Thank you for giving us a good night sleep!!!


Terrorism is one word which sends shivers down one's spine... No country in the world, even-for-that matter countries that has harbored terrorism is safe. 

In such tiring and testing time one thing which this country has seen over few years is safety of its Citizens.

Think of current government and its policies. Think of this good for nothing opposition who by hook or crook wants to bring current government down to its knees.... and then our three neighbouring countries which are constantly trying to penetrate infiltrators to screw nations peace!!

Safety of common citizen is no joke and yet in last so many years we haven’t seen common man die due to terrorism...

Smiles on or face is cause of you!!! Climate may change, enemies may change, terrain may change but your efforts, your sacrifices in protecting this nation has never changed...

Thank you Indian Armed Forces for our Good night sleep!!!

Wish you a very happy new year!!! – Thank you for everything!!! 

J

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Captian then... Now President…What next…Chief Minister of WB!! :)


Then he ruled as Captain of Indian Cricket Team for 6+ long years!!! Well, as fielder he was pathetic and when it came to running between the wickets he was worst than anyone… But, as a Captain somehow he made sure when on and off the field India was in safe hands….

Sourav Chandidas Ganguly has been there done that!!!

He is one player / captain who came from affluent family... He never longed for money… He was one player who was never diplomatically right but, spoke his heart out… He was one player who oozed Confidence… Determination… No-Nonsense attitude…

WHAT’S MORE HE WAS ONE PLAYER WHO FOREVER DISPLAYED  INTEGRITY TOWARDS NATION!!!

They say Ganguly becoming President of BCCI will help the institution.. 

Well, a thought comes to my mind…  Is he destined for much higher ROLE!!? 

GL SCG!!! :-)))

Sunday, September 22, 2019

More than Modi it should have been "Howdy History!!!" :D


Modi a Man who was denied a Visa by US authorities at one point of time was forced to  laid a red carpet post 2014 Indian GE …

Madison Square in 2014… San Jose 2015… staged similar events but Huston 2019 has a historic significance..

Traditionally Democrats have never been in favor of India… Exactly 25 years back when the great PV Narsimha Rao visited Texas – Houston he was been hackled and asked questions on atrocities Indians did in Kashmir and with its residents…  India though not at fault were then pushed on back-foot..

But it was 1994. Today we are in 2019 and 25 years is a big time…

Post 11/9, bombing in UK, France, Germany and other parts of Europe the common whites too have realized the importance of eradicating terrorism from its roots… 

Modi in today’s event will be a rock-star but then today US don’t have balls to question us about abrogating article 370.

And whats more!!?

The Republican nominee and now a President of USA will fly from Washington DC to Huston to welcome Modi.

After all 2020 is Presidential election year for USA and Trump being Trump will focus on wooing Indian-American Voters than talking Paki pain!!!

Good-God who would have thought – Politics and trade go hand in hand!!!

India now talks about trade and Pakistan still talks about aid small difference but significant difference…

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Well… Committed, Honest, Loyal men cry when they fail!!


Saturday morning had never been so awful…

A son of a farmer who went on to become chief of one of the most reputed scientific organization #ISRO  was left in tears… 

For a layman it was a gadget which traveled 4 Lac KM and then just when it was about land on south-pole of our beautiful Moon it lost all communication… 

Well, success and failure is part and parcel of one’s life… but what made me cry was the video which came just when PM Modi was about to leave #ISRO HQ.














Those tears of a Man who has given everything for Space was dejected and then we had PM who consoled heart broken man like an elder brother… left me speechless...







BTW...

From Millennials to the one’s in 70s, 80s, 90s and so on…
When was the last time we took interest in Swacha Bharat?
When was the last time we took health seriously?
When was the last time we thought about fit India?
When was the last time we followed traffic rules?
When was the last time we took interest in science?
When was the last time we thought of space mission?
When was the last time we felt dejected for science than for loss in a cricket match?? 
When was the last time we took interest in politics be it state assembly or LS?

This nation is changing... Mera desh badel raha hai.... 

Thanks - Darling PrimeMinister... 

GOOD LUCK #ISRO - For 1.3 billions you are the Champs!!! :-)))

Thursday, September 5, 2019

For some a cheat for some a sweetheart!!!


Steve Smith I come from a country where 130 billion population have a say on cricket while, only 11 players represent Indian Cricket.   

In India some of them call you a cheat – most of those idiots also think 'God of cricket' is srt :D  while some are on fence and few love you to bits… I fall in last category…

For me you remind of "Galli" Cricket…

Where one athletic chap comes into bat and you put all your best players bowling and in catching position and yet you go home dejected hoping to get the prized scalp next day...  

For me you have turned international cricket into Galli cricket…. 

The way you bat, score... Making life difficult to bowlers / captains is insane!!

Good luck Mate!!!

Sunday, August 4, 2019

Wounded Lion is far more fierce than the bunch of strong wolfs!!


Less than 15 months back Aussies in general and Smith, Warner in particular were caught in an unforgiving storm

Right from Media to spectators around the world not only criticized them for the act but, made them look like criminals..  (As if before them none had ever fooled with the game)!!

What followed was dejection, heartbreak, abuse and tears…

Fast forward and in came the duo after one year ban.. Boos across the ground is an expected thing but,  in comeback test scoring back to back centuries even made pro-English crowd and Bamy army withheld their boos and applaud the rarest of Ashes achievement!!!

Look in his eyes and one can feel its less of a batting and more of a mission!! The redemption is well and truly over!!



Smith’s come back story is straight out of a fairy-tale!! 

Good-luck Smith for the remaining series and hope you score double ton today!! 

Tuesday, July 23, 2019

आज आप हास रहे हो… एक दिन अयेगा पुरा हिंदुस्तान आप पे हसेगा!! - Darling of 90s - ABV

1996 was the year… when the great Atal Bihari Vajapyee was first sworn in as India’s 10th PM.
Well the magic of being PM lasted for only 16 days…   

Fast-forward…  

It was yet again 1998 fresh elections were held… Well, thanks to AIADMK and Swami who made sure BJP govt saw a downfall by one vote.

In parliament before the great leader resigned as PM delivered a speech..

He said and I quote “today you might laugh on us… but, there will come a day when the entire nation will laugh on you”

Oh Man.. How come the great ABV’s words have come true… :D

Today it is Karnataka… Well, don’t be surprised if tomorrow INC loses its ground in Hindi heartland!!!

Dig into Karnataka Politics and be it  Kumaraswamy or Devegowda  family are one such opportunist who had to suffer eventually…

These tears are crocodile tears sir….  Trusting Devegowda's is like trusting ex who comes back with marriage proposal :D 

Btw, what's imp is ABV’s words. Which have come back to haunting INC!!! – AMEN!!!

Sunday, July 21, 2019

अदमी मर्ता है फिर क्या होता है!!? Depends कौन मर्ता है!!!


Accepting a loss of close ones is never easy to accept. 

However, when the ones who are not from family but come in your dreams and in your day to day conversation knowingly or unknowingly become your extended family... 

And in Indian context those are sportsman, movie stars and politicians... 

Shila Dixit a politician was one of the longest serving CM in Delhi who represented INC.

By no means it was a mean achievement... However, in year 2010 under the watch-full eye of the then CM of Delhi CWG scam took place...

It wasn't about the money... But nation’s pride was at stake. And in my eyes Ms. Dixit let her colleagues screw it royally. It wasn't just a scam but it tarnished this beautiful nations image at world stage...

Well, what followed was downfall not only for Dixit but of INC...

Btw,  Dixit gone hasn't made me sad neither happy but it has made me wonder!!? 

How come  Delhi CM mortals was brought to INC HQ while one of the great PM this country has seen - PV Narsimha Rao remains were denied to even enter INC HQ!!!?

Guess thanks to Modi who made INC realize giving credit to the contribution of all leaders apart from Nehru-Gandhi- and those bullshit Vadras is now PARAMOUNT!!! 

Btw, Off goes Shila - Who next!!? Sharad or Sonia?? #INC

Monday, July 15, 2019

In parallel terms - Brits winning WC is a soft porn and Kumar Dharmasena its pervert director!!!

Its been more than 22-hours when world witnessed one of the exciting game on planet Earth... 

Well, only to be followed by most unfortunate outcome!!!

For the sake of argument one can talk about rules... 

But for god-sake it wasn't a ‘galli cricket’ or representing your franchise...

IT WAS A WORLD CUP!!!

How in the World can someone decide such beautiful event’s outcome by number of boundaries!!??

I for one think ICC will change quite a few things in there Charter... 

BUT DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE you #ICCshameonyou

Btw, any one who still thinks England is a winner... Remember...  22 Players turned heros but, none the winner!!! #CWC2019 

Saturday, July 13, 2019

Hope Lords cricket ground turns into Jallianwala Bagh for BRITS!!!


Exactly 100 years back in 1919 (13th April 1919) they unleashed one of the most horrfying act on innocent Indian crowd who had come unarmed to just protest against couple of leaders. 

In an era of 2019 ruling some country in person is beyond reach, but 100 years back it was possible. Britain who came to this beautiful land as traders ruled it for 150+ years and killed millions of innocent men / women and children..
Well, History cant be changed!!

But, I’m sure seeing an opponent tormented, humiliated, emotionally screwed in some form or another gives an individual a respite to past wounds!!!

Sport and the grounds helps in big time!!!

Brits who invented this game of Cricket have never won the WC. And though New-Zealand who surprised Indians in semis are still my favorites...

I only hope - NZ not only wins the WC at Lords Cricket Ground but, wins it AUTHORITATIVELY!!

Let this bridesmaid remain a bridesmaid!!! – PERIOD!!!

Good-luck NZ – your population has increased by 130-billion for 14 July 2019! – AMEN (TOUCHWOOD)

Sunday, June 23, 2019

Nasha – Nasha hai zhindagi... Right or Wrong? To each his own!!


Be it young one or old one, guy or a girl, Man or a Woman... For those who have been through break-up or brake-ups will know the magic of ‘NASHA’ 

Smoking, drinking, drugs, one-nightstand, prostitution are some of the easy vices one can fall back on when in despair!!!

Kabir Singh’s story is no different... A genius from Medical college falls for a young girl and thus begins a normal love story...

A merit rank holder who also has serious anger management issues holds onto his lady love through intimidation. Fast forward... Father of this girl goes against their marriage and then begins journey  to hell!!!

2hr 55mins is a little to long movie however,  the climax is too deep and emotional.  

Character of Kabir Singh played by Shahid Kapoor is to intense and the energy can be felt throughout.The intimate scene between two lovers,  comic timing of other characters has been captured really well. 

And then those smoking scenes... :D

Well if producer decides to apply for Guinness book for maximum smoke scenes – I’m sure they will win this one hands-down!!! :D 

This is a classic story of a train which gets derailed but, fortunately comes back on track in just 9 months ;-))

Sunday, June 9, 2019

Greatest of players are made by 'Characters' not by numbers!!!


353 was always a big task... More than India winning what made me happy was to see helplessness of Aussie players in dugout... :D

Well, it was in the second innings of the game. But, what made my day was India skippers gesture... 

It was in the first innings Steve Smith was asked to go back on boundary-line and there were couple of Indian spectators  not only who booed but shouted cheater... cheater...

Kohli was on strike and that's when he came in support of Smith. 

He not only hold Steve’s arm but, asked Indian spectators to cheer for one of the most beautiful batsmen's of modern era!!! 

Take a bow Kohli, take a bow Smith!!!! 

Sport makes us what we are!!!



Tuesday, June 4, 2019

Will Law of Average play its card!!!?


It was 30 May 2019... When Bharat / India was looking forward to PM Modi’s Oath Ceremony... I doubt, Seldom anyone would have thought it was also first match of #CWC2019...

Well, after 7 days of #CWC2019 – Indian is going to face SA.

Forget not the reality... 

Just before the toss between IND Vs SA - Each Nation would have played two matches. Some even three...

The Q is.... Why is India playing its first match on day 8 of #CWC2019!!?

Recommendations of Justice Lodha committee and good for nothing (money minting) #BCCI is one thing....

But, for me will Bharat / India stands a chance to win against a team who has played and lost already two matches!!? 

HOPE.... LAW OF AVERAGE WON'T PLAY IT'S CARD!!???  ;-))

Saturday, May 25, 2019

"मोदी है तो मुमकिन है"


The first time when ‘Bharat’ went to vote was the year 1951-52 and since then this beautiful nation had seen 15 Prime Ministers. 

However, it is for the first time India will witness #INC out of power for more than straight 10 years... 

Not once since India’s Independence had any party apart from Congress had ruled this nation for more than 5 years!!! 

It is under the leadership of darling PM Modi Congress will be out for a decade!!! 

Forget the one’s who are born in 70’s and 80’s and who voted for Modi. 

Imagine joy of those who are now in their 70s and 80s - who without any expectations fought for Gandhi-Nehru Mukta Bharat!!

"मोदी है तो मुमकिन है" 

The 'Q' establishment now need to find - Who next after Modi!!?


Thursday, May 23, 2019

HINDUS – THE GIANT KILLERS!!!


500 years of Mugal raj, 150 years of British raj and still we have 80% of Mortals from India who are Hindus... 

For a long time it was..

Dr. Swamy who said and I quote 'Hindu’s should abolish Casteism' well, today I guess under mad man’s leadership finally Swamy’s words have come true!!! 

Modi winning is one thing but, for me this election nullified Hindu casteism.

Hope going forward... We have no Bramhins, no Kshatiyas, no Viasyas, no Shudras....  

BUT ONLY HINDUS... WHO WILL MAKE OR BREAK THIS COUNTRY!!!  



Thank you Hindus, Thank you Muslims, Thank you Christians, Thank you India!!

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Rama Vs Krishna... Vajpayee Vs Modi...


You don't need to be born as a Hindu... All you need to know is a characteristics of two men who have ruled the heart and minds of mortals for more than 5000 years!!! 

Call it a Mythology or belief but on one hand you had Lord who never lied, never used foul language, he never played a game which involved luck, not once he was only good with his well-wishers but, also with his critics, he not only forgot but forgive all of them who made his life miserable...  HE WAS LORD RAMA!! 

And then it was Krishna. Who possessed beauty, elegance, charm, compassion, but above all who also longed for SUPREMACY!!! 

He knew exactly when to keep low and WHEN TO GO FOR AN ABSOLUTE KILL!!! 

In today’s age if Vajpayee of BJP reminds us of Rama then BJP’s Krishna has to be MODI!!! 

BTW.... 

Sometimes he also reminds me of 'Robinhood' of Indian Politics...Who not only steals from rich and but gives it back to poor!!! ;-))

Monday, May 20, 2019

Suddenly ‘Holier Than Thou’

The best way to get rid of negativity is to laugh on your own past!! Once you're at peace with things gone by nothing can make you sad leave alone turning you into an angry bird.
The meme shared by Vivek Oberoi was one hilarious thing of the day.

But, in a country like India Meme on Krishna on Hanuman on Ram can fetch you a brownie point from this good for nothing Bollywood brigade, English news media, politicians but suddenly an above average woman being trolled in meme and all of them have become ‘holier than thou’ 
And, then this mother of all hypocrite - National Commission for Women who has slammed notice against Mr. Oberoi. 
Where on earth did he go wrong!!? 
Make no mistake going by the caption he only shared the meme and haven’t created it. Secondly, he too has been party to the joke. So how does it matter!!? 
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT – Where were these good for nothing Bollywood brigade, National Commission for Women team, leaders of opposition parties when Azam Khan was making extremely hurtful remarks on Jay Prada.
Rahul on Smirit Irani? 
They too are women with feelings!! – But, guess they open their mouth only when it suits their agenda!!! 

Hail Democracy!! Hail Hypocrisy!! 

Tuesday, May 14, 2019

‘मैं नरेंद्र दामोदर दास मोदी ईश्वर की शपथ लेता हूं कि मैं विधि द्वारा स्थापित भारत...


It was that evening of May, 26 2014 when an Avenger took an oath to lead the country with utmost integrity... 

Well, he not only lead the country but, also made sure in last 5 years Bharat's pride was once again at all time high. 

In his stint at office he have made blunders, he also made some inroads towards success but, for me one thing PM Modi successfully did was – SHOCK TREATMENT. 

They call him Maut ka Saudagar, Hitler, Cahiwala, Chor and what-not but for a country like India you don’t need A** licker of Nehru-Gandhi family... 

You need a DICTATOR WHO KEEPS COUNTRY FIRST!!!

Last 9 days to go... 

Hope to see one more time PM Modi taking an oath of Nation’s highest office. 

मैं नरेंद्र दामोदर दास मोदी ईश्वर की शपथ लेता हूं कि मैं विधि द्वारा स्थापित भारत के संविधान के प्रति सच्ची श्रद्धा और निष्ठा रखूंगा।’ मैं.... 

May the God of success be with Modi....

Only date will change.. Location and Coordinates remains the same... - AMEN!! 


Thursday, May 9, 2019

Heart says Chennai, Money is on Delhi... Mumbai go suck lemons!!! :P

Finally India’s biggest circus the IPL is nearing to its super end and unlike past we have a new team in Playoffs.

Mumbai, Chennai, HYD and Kolkata were the only teams who have more often than not dominated IPL. 

Since its inception its Mumbai and Chennai who have won 3 titles each while HYD and Kolkata have won it twice.

For the first time its Delhi who have reached to playoffs and will face the current champions.
Each one has his/her favourite team and then each one expects the favourite to win.. 

But, for me heart is with Chennai while mind says Delhi...

Question is not if Ponting’s Delhi wins or lose. Question is how will Mumbai look in the face of loss!!!

You bet on underdogs.... Fun is yet to begin!!! ;)  

Saturday, April 20, 2019

Commitment is important and so is the 'Spirit!!!' :D


Usually be it a voting day or counting day, since the day I remember it was only 24 hours of liquor ban which voter had to face prior to voting day / counting day...

But, guess this new India... And the mad man controlling biggest office in the country has changed the rules of the game!!! ;) 

Not once I had heard of dry day announced during Model Code of Conduct for 48 hours +

Well voting is important but so is knowing dry day imposed on your city!!! :D


Don’t just drink... Drink responsibly... 

Don’t just vote... 

Vote Responsibly!! :)



Sunday, March 31, 2019

Come April... Don’t let Congress fool you!!!


2019 GE will be held in seven phases from 11th April to 19th May 2019 and result for 17th Loksabha leader will be declared on 23rd May 2019. 

The first Lokshaba Election was held in year 1952 where Jawaharlal Nehru became the first PM of Republic of India. Well forget not he was opposed by his own party men and yet he managed to hold the highest office of the country. 

Went Jawahar and came IG, went IG and came Rajiv, went Rajiv and came Italian bala who controlled the highest office of the country remotely... 

Well, now its ultimate idiot of Nehru–Gandhi family who is again saying the same thing which his mother, father, grandmother and great grandfather had been saying... Garibi Hato.. 

A middle class person a poor person needs a hope not false promises anymore!!! What PM Modi has given the nation is a platform to fulfill individual’s hope!!

Come April let us not get fooled by INC... 

And btw, what is this new narrative!!? From Nehru-Gandhi when did it changed to Gandhi-Vadra family... 

Is new narrative set for 2024!!??

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Is the God of death.. ‘YUMRAJ’ Sleeping... Seriously!!???


20:10 IST when the President Ramnath Kovind announced the demise of one of the most astute politican – Manohar Parrikar.

The World knew it was going to come sooner than later, but moment it came it had sent grief amongst political parties... Well, likes of Kejriwal, good for nothing Raga, Mayawati, Mamta going on twitter to express their grief is little hard to fathom..

Leave the jerks... We all know only thing constant in the World is death... You can escape a near-death experience but, eventually death will have a last laugh...

As a grown-up individual you know the end.. But I always wonder why in the World Men/Women from political spectrum who are doing good for this beautiful Land are either falling sick or taken away forever..

While the likes... of Lalu Prasad Yadav, Sharad Pawar, Mulayam Singh, Digivijay Singh, Salman Khurshid, Farooq Abdulha, Kapil Sibbal, Soniya Gandhi, Kamal Nath are still in their purple patch...

God of love is blind and deaf that we know but, is the God of Death The ‘YUMRAJ’ sleeping..... Seriously!!???

RIP Sir... Thanks for everything you did for this beautiful land!!!

Sunday, February 24, 2019

India needs Modi... More than Modi needs India!!!


2014 it was when Modi first time addressed Winter session of Parliament. In that he said and I quote ‘Let us work for betterment of country for next 4.5 years.. 6 months is enough time to do politics’

Well, in last almost 5 years he has not just done politics but has worked for our beautiful land and betterment of our 1.3 billion Indians. 

Just a couple of days back at PM’s request Crown Prince of KSA agreed to release approx 850 Indians from Saudi Jail.. Make no mistake it has quite a few Muslims in the list.. And not just the release but, Saudi also announced an increase in Haj quota by 2 lac for Indian-Muslims...

And yet our Media has has relentlessly projected Modi as Pro-Hindu!!

I personally believe in taking pride in projecting whatever you are and whatever you do.
If you don't take pride and are proud of your believes - no one else will.

But today’s Modi’s act during Kumbh Mela has amazed quite a few...

Some call is stunt.. Some say its a photo-op for elections. 

Well... for me in the history of Independent India no other PM has tried to reach to the heart and soul of the last person standing.




And is it wrong to take pride in our own culture!!? 

Mein Narendra Damodardas Modi... Hope India sees Modi taking oath one more time in 2019!!! - AMEN!!!

Friday, February 22, 2019

What Dixit did... Demonetization couldn't!!! LA.. LA.. LA.. LA....


Year 1980 it was when classic film and of one the then handsome Rishi Kapoor had hit the theaters.. The ‘Karz’ tune it is... Which is still fresh in our memory... 

1980 it was and another reason to celebrate.. – I was born in that year!! :D 

Jokes apart, coming back to the point... Did anyone while growing up in 80’s/90’s /2k and beyond ever thought of few other classic songs, be it from the same movie... To name a few...  Dar De Dil.. Om Shanti Om.. Eak Hasina Thi.... and so on... 

But, Paisa yeh Paisa... in one of the most chuuu movie has come back like a rage...  

Paisa yeh paisa paisa hai kaisa
Nahi koyi aisa jaisa yeh paisa
Ke ho musibat naa ho musibat
Ho musibat naa ho
Musibat sat aath nau das.... 

What just magical smile, ravishing expressions did... 
Demonetization couldn't!!! 

And India wants to fight elections on Demo... LOLLL!!!

Check out one the most beautiful track - from horrible movie!! :D


Friday, February 15, 2019

Golda Meir the only PM with balls!!


Truth be told!!! – I have a Jew friend, couple of Christian friends and a lot of Muslim friends...

I personally do not hate any religion.. In fact I have always craved to be part of other religion’s festivals, celebrations...

However, not just as a Hindu but as an Indian what happened on 14th Feb 2019 in Pulwama was heart wrenching...

How many times are we going to see our soldiers being martyred!!? 

Till 2014 even the civilians were killed by terrorist. Thanks to Modi Government it stopped but, that doesn't mean Indian soldiers should face the brunt of terrorism every-time!!

Why can’t once and for all  India decided to go Israel's way....

It was Munich Olympic when some cowards decided to kill Israeli athletes. They were successful in their mission but, what happened next made sure 

TERRORISM HAD COME BACK TO TERRORIST!!

It was Golda Meir the then PM of Israel who was party to the plan and when condemned she said and I quote  “We can forgive them for killing our children. We cannot forgive them for forcing us to kill their children”

How's the Jaish right... – Forget Revenge... Its time for PUBG in the streets of Pakistan.. 

This beautiful nation looks up at Modi - hope he goes Golda's way every-time!!


For the one's who lost their lives - Thank you for protecting us!!! RIP – JAWANS. 
May god give the families strength for this untimely loss!!!  - AMEN!!!